Immediate family (spouses especially) are ALWAYS the primary suspect until they can be ruled out

It’s too damn messy

A dual battery charger for Dewalt 20-volt batteries… I think in gonna get a BB gun instead, so I’m still pumped.

Did you know that Taco Bell is releasing a chicken taco? Don’t do it friend, you will miss out big.

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This is a tough one… I’m a sucker for a sea view at sunset, but have always been amazed by the rolling hills as well.

Chicken chicken chicken. Grill up tons of it. You can add things like a red sauce (go easy on the tomatoes because of the natural sugars), pesto, Alfredo sauce, Italian dressing, etc…

Grilled/baked chicken will likely be a main protein.

I also really love pot roast (there are great keto recipes out there that taste phenomenal). Grilling a steak is always a delightful treat.

Make sure you eat plenty of greens with each meal and take a multivitamin to keep your body from being deficient.

Sugar-free Gatorade is really helpful for fighting the “low carb flu” in the early days of switching to ketosis (as it’s the low electrolytes that make you feel those flu symptoms).

Best of luck! Not everyone can do keto, so I hope it works for you (my SO ended up getting a rash on their back that scarred because of the acetone produced by their body from migrating over to ketosis; never happened to me, though).

Short-term warranties for electronics that aren’t expensive.

Always good to see a fellow rogue in the wild ;)

I can light a match and teleport the smoke so it comes from my mouth instead of the match

I think this is close to what you’re looking for: https://www.missingkids.org/netsmartz/home

Click the “Peer Learning” pdf on the home page.

I like this idea and more wish I was creative enough for this.

In short: no, I have never done this.

Found a funny one of an Eastern European kid in blue shorts spinning himself around to make himself dizzy. I remember doing the same thing when I was a kid.

Then YouTube started blocking the videos because it thought I was a bot:/

Only small use cases on my end: Professional - great at helping me save time on syntax related things (“help me right an excel formula that validates cell C2 as a properly formatted US phone number”). Personal - really helpful at fleshing out a comedy idea I’m toying with (“help me analyze and expand why the idea of ‘vampires benefitting from an app called Is There Garlic In This’ is funny for a stand-up routine”).

Otherwise, I spend just as much time verifying the LLM’s output as I would have just doing it myself.

This article sounds a bit like a press release, but the documentation for the tool itself looks good.

“Twenty” seems a little basic so far, but “Salesforce” is such a far-reaching platform it would be hard to compete across the whole landscape. Salesforce’s CRM functionality is a lot easier to copy tho.

I think the more valuable features of a platform like Salesforce are the WYSIWYG automation builder and the fact that it’s running on someone else’s processor (cloud-based). Excel only has VBA, Macros, or writing out functions for building automation and then slows your computer down to a crawl to execute them.

Giftcard to good favorite shop is a gimme.

Apart from that… get him a hammock! If he’s a little extreme kiddo, he’ll probably love hanging it up between trees and climbing into it.

You talking about shooting a gun up your own butt?

Audiobooks, baby. 1.75x speed (1.25x speed if there’s a heavy accent involved or it’s information dense).

I try to never do chores without an earbud in and a book or podcast going. (Makes dishes so much more enjoyable.)

Edit: spy books by John Le Carre really revived my love for books in older age.

A lot of practical steps, which is nice to see in an article like this.