Only if it’s administered by a bird

Hello coworker, have I told you about our Lord and savior, Xenu?

Do I have to cut my clit off first? Judeo-Christianity already took the tip off, not sure how much I have left to lose

The ratio of furry porn to actual content ensures that this will never happen

Fascist mobiles

I don’t block for arguments, generally, but I do block anyone on Lemmy with a big blue name

It’s boring and it sucks

I think they are confusing Clive Barker and Clive Cussler

Are you thinking of Clive Cussler with the war fiction?

But it’s just cosmetic! /s

Stop pooping at parties

Why wouldn’t it be, ‘the polls opens on October 20th, and you can vote late up to November 5th’

Why would it be? Election day is November 5th.

A baby and a vacation aren’t comparable.

Do I “care” about every little detail of their vacation? No, but I’m glad they are happy and had a good time.

People like to talk about their experiences, it’s not really a game.

What’s wrong with punching nazis?

THEY’RE EATING DOGS

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It’s the passing lane, not the speed limit lane. Glad he got a ticket.