Yeah, this time English is their native language.

That’s the goal. Maybe “Flowmeister AI” becomes the best Chia Pet tracker and makes gestapo searches useless.

Right? How about this: I’ll keep the swearing to a minimum if you remove all the religious bobbles from your desk and stop talking about God. You don’t have a monopoly on being offended, and respect goes both ways.

My recent benefits enrollment meeting talked about being able to do an annual physical through a virtual visit. Being a man of a certain age, “self rectal exam” was the first thing I thought about.

Great! Now that you’ve said that, republicans are going to try to outlaw transistors. Or, at the very least, round them up and try to “fix” them into basic resistors.

“I wanna drink some milk, but it’s so flimmin-flammin hard to open.”

I’m gonna go ahead and believe you this time, but I’ve been told size doesn’t matter a few times before…

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Current AI is a glorified predictive text keyboard.

It’s probably because of that one time Nixon had Cosby over for a sleepover.

We’ll… it wasn’t planned as a sleepover…

That’s not just your country. That’s organized religion in every country.

I suppose it would be pretty on-brand for the party that’s trying to completely outlaw porn to start producing their own super-weird porn.

So, when you take a shower, all you think is “scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, rinse, rinse, rinse, rinse”?

When I shower, it’s all pretty automatic and muscle memory kinds of actions. My mind wanders all over the place, usually while listening to music /podcasts /audio books, but rarely do I think about the actual act of bathing.

Almost perfect.

That’s a better time frame than I get from Comcast/Xfinity.

Cubed pyrite is one of my favorite examples of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MkRuV0aCcI

The Meow-mix jingle?