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Cake day: July 9th, 2023

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  • They eat hella fruit off my fruits trees. And when I say eat, I mean take 3 bites and drop it on the ground to grab a new one and take 3 bites.

    They waste 50 apricots to eat 3 apricots.

    Until I started taking all the ground fruit and boiling it in a pot to make fruit juice for brandy distilling, it was a complete waste. Now it’s still wasteful, because I’d rather eat the fruit, but at least I recover something from it.

    Fuck squirrels.



  • Sarmyth@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldComparable
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    4 months ago

    Yes. It’s making fun of people like me who are completely incapacitated for a day when I get a migrane/fever but get hit by some random thing and start bleeding and just shrug it off.

    Women get lots of practice being miserable and carrying on with their menstrual cycles, while guys like me generally feel fine for monthes at a time, with normal aches and pains, then just fall apart with the sniffles.

    It’s a relatable truth/joke in alot of relationships.