Gremlins is also a Christmas movie.

So is Mortal Kombat from the 90s. It’s all about people fighting to be number 1. Just like Christmas shopping.

“Oh look, that’s my place.”

Opens the moving car door and jumps out

Yes, Inquisitor. This one right here. They have been proclaiming something about the Star Children.

Everyone keeps saying look at this photo of the suspect. All I see is an image that won’t load.

Weird.

We have a legend right here.

Doing everything out of the spite is the best reason. It’s why I am going to outlive all my enemies and friends.

Companies don’t care us, why should we care about them.

Alanis Morrisette plays

Which was a shame as Taco bell won the fast food wars.

I would love to see African, any Indengious, Central Asia, and Eastern Europe. What do all these mythologies have in common? They’re not Anglo Saxon white.

The world was colonized by Western European countries who exported their preferred mythology.

Now, Greek, Roman, and Norse mythologies are now the default mythologies.

That was someone’s retirement grease!

Thank god, all these employees lost their jobs so Satya Nadella can pad out their already insanely high salary.

We don’t want Satya to starve like the rest us of plebs!

Someone is doing with some gusto!

I mean we still send out people to collect bags of ice. It’s a shame we keep losing people. Probably should sell the bags for more than $2.50.

I have and don’t call me Shirley.

I typically listen to these after taking my morning LSD

Best time to do LSD. Can still go to bed on time and get a good night sleep.

After all, it’s a citizen’s right, not a privilege.

If rights don’t apply to everyone, then they are privileges.

Shocked! That the guy who owns Twitter isn’t making this a priority.

Wait, it all makes sense when the owner, Elon Musk makes a tone deaf joke about impregnating Taylor Swift.

Thanks Microsoft. I am going to have to upgrade my computer now. However, Windows isn’t being upgraded to 11 when it it comes to this.

It was a little bit of column A and a little bit of column B.