I’m shocked they weren’t already

Lemmy was created by communists, for communists. It’s gonna have communists in it.

I want to get online, I NEED a computer

When I plug it in, it says it’s charging at 2.4KW, which I fuzzily convert to something like 7 or 8km per hour of charging. Note that this is on 220v on its own circuit.

The circuit could fit a full fat charging station, but I haven’t really gotten to it cause it works fine as is for my use.

I knew it was Joever when my phone came with something named “MotoAI”

I don’t even have a charging station, I just plug that thing straight to the wall. I guess that’s a level 1?

If you ask AI models to hallucinate what it would do as CEO, they usually say things that are environment and worker friendly, so it would be an improvement. Of course, they would train the CEO AI with nothing but Henry Ford speeches and books about the grindset.

Convection currents have entered the chat

Of course he’s a cop

Brave Little Toaster

In South Epsteinia they eat dirt. And they only season it with salt and vinegar because they’re white.

I feel bad for people who legit like studying the history of the Roman Empire cause it’s a giant red flag.

Alchemy checklist

• Prima materia ✅

• Chrysopoeia / Transmutation ✅

• Panacea

• Elixir of immortality

• Homunculus

• Rebis

Weird, this user’s gyro says the phone is angled at the entire Doom source code

I’m guessing it has inferred that (wrongly) from your screen size and resolution.

That’s not a great datapoint, if that’s the case, there’s 2015 phones that are unnecessarily 4K (right when 4K TVs were becoming popular)

I wasn’t aware about the thing with fonts.

You’re telling me I shouldn’t keep my swap file in the cloud?

I hope you know something and you’re hinting at it

That is the only reason why I don’t own a Koenigsegg