To be clear, “important” in this context is how much companies are affected financially by your death.

You could have a raft of friends and family that would be devastated by your passing, but if none of them have political or financial influence, it would purely depend on how overworked bored the police are and how easy it is to solve the case.

The reason for that is that is… The side left to me (where the rest of the couch is), is unobstructed and leaves enough room to place and operate the mouse there.

Suuuuuuuure buddy, your overly detailed explanation is very believable.

Every once in a while I’ll just make something for me, and it’s so easy. GF baking is a pain, but i love my wife, so there it is

Clearly you’ve never had to bake for a gluten intolerant spouse with several other dietary restrictions

Call me Heisenberg, cause at this point I’m a goddamned chemist

That’s nothing! I can last in 100C water, for a (very short) while

Now with vitamin R!

You have to go faster to get on top of the snow. Like a speedboat. Especially in a rear wheel drive vehicle. I recommend the Dodge Viper

(/jk, in case it wasn’t obvious)

All jokes aside, there’s a vast difference between driving slower in inclement weather and doing 10 mph in a 40, as the top commenter suggested. Now, was my original comment a bit of a shitpost? A little tongue-in-cheek? Sure!

At the end of the day, we just want to get home safe. But if conditions are bad enough to be doing 1/4 of the speed limit just to be safe? Stay home. People that drive that too slow in the snow are just as dangerous as those that drive too fast. And it’s not just ability, but equipment as well

Yo Squid, this is TIL, not No context comics

(Just kidding, keep posting you legend)

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I’m not out there tailgating people and passing, but I’m sure as hell wishing they’d piss off back home and let those that know how to drive get where they’re going

I don’t care what you think, and I’ll die on this ditch.

HILL! This… damnit

So you’re the dickweed out on the roads doing 10 mph in the snow.

Stay home

Some of us know how to drive in the snow

(Slow on ice is acceptable, but if it’s an ice storm, stay home anyway. No reason to wind up in a ditch because you wanted Twinkies)

‘Was there anything else on the dinner menu?’

‘Vole-au-vents and Cream of Rat,’ said Gimlet. ‘All hygienically prepared.’

‘How do you mean, “hygienically prepared”?’ said Carrot.

‘The chef is under strict orders to wash his hands afterwards.’

The assembled dwarfs nodded. This was certainly pretty hygienic. You didn’t want people going around with ratty hands.

• Feet of Clay by Terry Pratchett

Sweet! Imma make Mr Bones Wild Ride

Somewhere on my PC are literal scans of Twisted Toyfare Theater, from Toyfare magazines a friend has given me in the early 00’s. They’re not cleaned up or edited, you can see the curvature of the magazine on some, and the ripped edges of pages on others

Star Trek the Ss… the Star Trek was a feature film released in 2009.

Now you might have expected me to say it’s the worst thing since my son, or something like that. But that’s not the case.

See Star Trek is a quality made film. It’s what I call a guilty pleasure.

Those episodes were a bit silly, but entertaining nonetheless

How do Reavers clean their spears?

Barbie song, hands down

I’m in this picture and I love it

Remember, that includes yourself <3

To be clear, I wasn’t criticizing your picture. It’s got lots of pixels and stuff. It was more a comment on the set design/maintenance corners that were cut because "no one will see that at 480i resolution. Now we’ve got 1080 remasters and allllll kinds of stuff are being revealed lol.