Metal fans are absolute kittens.

performative wankers who think listening to metal makes them hard need a tanker of chlorine in their gene pool

I got banned for calling Xi “Winnie”. Funniest thing to happen to me all year

Same. I refuse to use spotify, i’ve got 400gb of mp3s and winamp

25 years in IT here: you’re on the right track. Tablet generation has really caused a brain drain.

Bandcamp still runs on this mode though, and quite well

Why is it on the top. It should be second or third.

and “woke” AI will conveniently be anything that challenges grok

A critical vulnerability (CVE-2024-47575) has been discovered in Fortinet’s FortiManager, and it is currently being actively exploited. This vulnerability allows attackers to bypass API authentication, enabling them to execute commands remotely and compromise managed devices. FortiManager is commonly used by organizations to manage multiple FortiGate firewalls, making this vulnerability especially dangerous for enterprises and Managed Service Providers (MSPs).

TPN = Trusted Partner Network. Basically a big pile of wank that offers to make sure anyone handling content pretends to adhere to good IT practices and security so shit doesn’t get stolen

“a dcp leak” is such a stupid fucking phrasing that’s perfectly wrong in every way so it definitely sounds chatGPT.

Wild conspiracy theory time: could be related to the fortinet exploit. I know the TPN have been losing their shit over that one, and it’s widely used. Would have to have a lot of moving pieces lining up, and people explicitly wanting to break into mastering houses to steal movies, which is a bit over the goddamn top, but hey, fun times.

Hmmm. I’d bet mastering, because if someone’s found a way to circumvent KDMs, there is going to be a lot of pants shat, and not just in cinema - it would mean cert based cryptographic keys are fucked

Nah, accurate projection for what a fifty year old looked like in the 90’s.

Go look up william hartnell and Peter capaldi as the 1st and 12th Doctors. Dudes were the same age bracket when they portrayed the character. We’re lasting longer.

He just gets shittier and shittier jesus

I like to imagine janeways t-rex descendants. Rampaging across the landscape with perfectly coiffed buns

You know the Vulcans insisted on that nomenclature

Soundtrack by Dolly Parton

Torrents and newsgroups are still a thing, vpn up

Burst. Buuuurst. Buuuuuurat

Badass???

It is glemming out there.