Nice. You got a good dad joke here. Enjoy your up-toot!

I get the joke, but did the person writing this have a stroke halfway through writing it?

No!.. but please continue! 🤔

Hmm. I just checked and have no problems logging into amazon.co.jp from the US. I’m still presented with their international shipping options and currency conversion too… so I think you may have something going on with your browser.

Try the usual things like cleaning the cache or even a different browser.