I described an NFL game without the express written consent of NFL productions

Existential dread

I got a 7 day ban for saying you haven’t served your life sentence until you are dead, they said that was promoting violence, I decided if they rejected my appeal it could only mean they don’t actually read appeals and I should just leave.

Workout timer that wants a subscription

You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel