My echo dot asked me if I wanted to sign up for Amazon music, I said no, the echo dot misheard me and signed me up.

People in 1960s would’ve deemed this sentence as deranged lol. You’re talking to a machine and it misheard you and took your money? Are you pulling my leg?

Please do. Hers are even better. 😍

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Thanks, magical mushroom man

Satellite phones?

Hopefully this ruins Funko Fucks

Translation of terms/phrases for ‘quick rinse off’ in Marathi or Hindi

Even with APK, it wouldn’t work if traffic itself is blocked.

Free? They are ad-ridden and unlike YouTube, porn videos are removed from the site all the time.

Top right looks like Jake Gyllenhaal

Bottom right looks like Aaron Taylor-Johnson

My bad, I’ll try to eat more chicken alfredo

One time when I was a kid,

That’s how childhood and passage of time works.

just a quick rinse off in the sink

Bird bath, sparrow bath, crow bath. Terms in some Indian languages for that.

What a bunch of pricks

It’s a tank?

You’re a special kind of moron, aren’t you?

Get rekt by AAA cock, sheepdick. Pay that subscription lmao. Hail corpo!

Fucking hilarious coming from someone giving a blowie to Bowser. Or other than scrappy Nintendo, every other game company is a AAA slop-serving corpo in your delusionland?

Sounds like someone couldn’t get past the retroarch GUI.

Ah elitism too. Figures. Are you going to say you Arch btw next? Which part of ‘I don’t give a shit about Nintendo classics’ was too difficult to get into your brain? Or were you too busy getting pegged by Princess Peach?

Fucking chutiya.

Then stay in an abusive relationship with Mario and Link 👍

Some of us aren’t vegetables.

Oh someone having different opinion makes them a vegetable? Choke on that nintendick while they shove an unlubed dildo up your ass.

Just don’t play Nintendo games lol. That’s what I do. I didn’t grow up with these ‘classics’ and I don’t feel like getting into these as an adult. 🤷‍♂️

Edit: The ending of Interstellar is just story telling. Cooper would have been stretched apart instantly and destroyed at a fundamental level when he got anywhere near the black hole due to the insanely extreme gravitational force.

Yeah except