Dating myself a bit, but Men Without Hats " Safety Dance" is a clear indicator of how much cocaine was consumed in the 80s.

https://youtu.be/nM4okRvCg2g

I tell them to mine, but they’re in their 20s.

That might be a bit much for a 5-6 YO child, and a dad joke, but never miss a chance to educate!

You’re right, I’ll delete it.

Then it wouldn’t be a Thanksgiving joke.

Thanks for the heads up, I would have missed that.

Of course! That’s the only way to say it, all others are wrong!

I want to grow enough killer weed to tank the local economy.

When I run or ride, I stick my phone in my waistband. I have an Otterbox case which is pretty rubbery, so it grips well. If I’m running I do screen out and if I’m rising I do screen in just in case I eat it.

I saw the original Star Wars in theaters.

The socks are $20-27 pair, but they’re the most comfortable sock I’ve worn. I’m switching my whole wardrobe or socks over as I can afford.

Darn Tough Socks, made in Vermont USA and guaranteed for life. If you get a hole in one, send it back and they give you a credit to pick any pair you want on their website.

I use Sync and Jerboa.

Happy Pi Day Dads!

Hmm, I didn’t go back that far. I’ll try again in a few weeks.

Honestly I was a daily poster in here for months, then things got weird and I was getting down voted so hard the threads were deleted. So I took a break and this was my first post in a few weeks.

Well, I see telling Dad jokes isn’t my thing, so much for that.

I really like that reply! Well done ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Yeah I know what you mean about the “empty” feeling. Lemmy.world site info on the tab has 2.2k users a day and under 6k a week. Those are miniscule numbers compared to almost anywhere on Reddit.

I too used to post daily here to help generate content but got down voted so badly the thread was deleted, so now I don’t post.

Edit- so many communities here are virtually dead. Federation may be a solution but it’s a far cry from the user base even a decent sized forum has.

I’m just going to have to stop posting in the mornings