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Poloniousmonk
I have no hole into which you can pigeon me. I’m unique. Just like everyone else.
I’m equal parts seven, seventeen, and seventy, and have been since elementary school. I’ve got the open ended curiosity of a seven year old, the suicidal bravery of a seventeen year old, and the wisdom of an old man.
I am equal parts George Orwell, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter Thompson, and Charles Bukowski.
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@Texas_Hangover @ImgurRefugee114
If you’re going to control someone through their denial mechanism, it helps to give them a lot to be in denial of. It’s a feature, not a bug.
Poloniousmonk@autistics.lifeto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL portable breathalyzers aren't _**generally**_ admissable in court
3·12 days agoIt’s time for drug class in high school. Half your teachers were getting high anyway–devote the last period of the day to learning intoxication under experienced supervision.
Poloniousmonk@autistics.lifeto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL that cancer drug Revlimid is one of the bestselling products of all time. It cost nearly $1,000 per pill, even though that same pill cost just 25 cents to make
03·14 days agoReasonably priced recreational drugs:
the 3 addictive powders: $10/oz, pure
Weed: $100/lb
You could actually earn plenty of money at half these prices, but I made allowances for sin taxes.
Poloniousmonk@autistics.lifeto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL The location of the G-spot is typically reported as being about 50 to 80 mm (2.0 to 3.1 in) inside the vagina, on the front wall
5·16 days agoFootnote from Good Omens, by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman:
"NOTE FOR YOUNG PEOPLE AND AMERICANS: One shilling = Five Pee. It helps to understand the antique finances of the Witchfinder Army if you know the original British monetary system:
Two farthings = One Ha’penny. Two ha’pennies = One Penny. Three pennies = A Thrupenny Bit. Two Thrupences = A Sixpence. Two Sixpences = One Shilling, or Bob. Two Bob = A Florin. One Florin and one Sixpence = Half a Crown. Four Half Crowns = Ten Bob Note. Two Ten Bob Notes = One Pound (or 240 pennies). One Pound and One Shilling = One Guinea.
The British resisted decimalized currency for a long time because they thought it was too complicated."
Poloniousmonk@autistics.lifeto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•NSFW TIL sperm during ejaculation can travel up to 28mph
5·19 days agoAre you thinking of Sammy the Sperm? Always working out so he gets to win the race and fertilize the egg? “Go back, go back! It’s a blow job!”
Hell yeah. They pulled off some impressive shit in the 20th as well. Automatic transmissions are amazing. That’s why nobody can actually fix one. BMW pulled off fuselage-mounted machine guns that fired between the spinning blades of the propeller in WWI. Hence the brag in their emblem.
@robomuffin79 @Kalcifer
Really? I mean…yer right. It just seems a waste of electrons to point out the obvious imbecility of her “philosophy”. there’s always been a lucrative market for telling rich people what they want to hear. Jesus fuckme christ, is anyone honestly arguing Rand on her merits? Or lack thereov?
Ayn rand was a third rate philosopher and fifth rate philosopher. Yeah, “Anthem” did skewer Soviet communism. That’s not…a high bar. Otherwise, bitch was just a sex cult monster.