I’m glad someone is smart cause I sure ain’t

Up to…

Hey it’s me, your alt account.

Don’t you have 3 more wishes?

1 - I wish everyone had a monkeys paw

2 - I wish everyone had a genie that granted 3 wishes

3 - I wish everyone who saw a falling star could make one wish come true

4 - I wish the person who broke off the big end of a wish bone could grant one wish they desired

5 - I wish every cat and dog had a safe loving household to live in

This isn’t the last stop on the enshitification express.

Paying for a product does not prevent enshitification.

Tell my landed lord.

Gotta make indentured servants somehow.

Calling bullshit unless a majority of US states pass electoral reform, doing away with First-past-the-post voting and allowing more political parties to be part of the electoral process.

You ever play the mercenary video game series?

I don’t want to go to Mcsnitch. Haven’t in many years.

Would they?

Shit. Thanks for the heads up. Still a hero even if he makes mistakes. Must be hard keeping up with stuff across the world.

Just have a cop egregiously murder a black person in broad daylight on a high definition camera.

Then let him get away with it.

Douglas “Doug” Dimmadome, co-owner of Dimmadelphia, founder of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, father of Dale Dimmadome, and grandfather of Dev Dimmadome

I would absolutely love to live in a different world where everything is marijuana, video games and puppies. But we don’t live there, which is why the work class must remain armed no matter the pretext.

I could get shot in a school shooting that wasnt prevented because despite the outrage of the Democratic party no one wanted to impliment perimeter fences, check points, metal detectors, or building a police station next door or inside every school of the nation. It would still be true that the working class must remain armed.

We live in the shitter multiverse, and it is not a good place to be. Accept this fact of life.

Him being forced to actually work at McDonald’s to pay for his own rent and food.

But I will accept prison the rest of his life as a consolation prize.

It’s gonna be over $2,000. (Uneducated caveman ignorant guess)

sad PSU noises

I thought it was assumed to be honest.