As a wise Arabian parrot once said, “Why am I not surprised? WHY am I not surprised!?”

Yep, at work I’m the shit when it comes to putting out fires. I’m really good at it. I cannot stand most of the day to day, but when things break, guess who the first person they call for finding answers is. Hint, it’s me.

Oh I definitely remember this. Completely forgot about it

You’ll be happy to know that I bribed my kids into watching the 1990 TMNT live action movie this weekend. The younger one loved it, but the preteen was full of critical commentary the whole time. Go figure. But hey, I won one of them over to the TMNT side.

Same. I’ve really liked this feature in Mastadon.

Same. Keep up the good work.

We were specifically told that it doesn’t count if you’re not at an office the majority of the day. Everybody was joking about doing that at first.

Can I come with? I need to jump ship too.

I don’t know about the meeting part, but the rest of the stuff in the article is correct. Can confirm.

I hope it’s related to drugs.

US here. Also sounds good

Shall we work on writing the algorithms to making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? That’s always a fun one to explain the concept.

Murica. Yeehaw.

Re: peanut butter jelly time - my 8 year old picked it up somewhere along the way and is one of his favorite songs now.

Lead-based nail polish

Try out Fedilab if you’re on Android. I’m not by any means a big user of Mastadon, but it really improved my experience over the official app.

I still don’t really “get it” in regards to microblogging platforms, but I do occasionally find interesting things.

that includes making sure she can properly communicate what she needs with you without feeling like an inconvenience or a chore.

I didn’t come here to be reminded I feel this way. I just came for the memes.

This is where my mind went. Wondered if the reduction in heat would allow further overclocking/defaults on both CPU and GPUs. I don’t know that much about the actual hardware and how it works though.