She would just stare, unimpressed, and lay there like a lumpy sack of potatoes, mocking me.

I’m pretty sure my cat would just flop over and refuse to move.

Soon Xitter/Elon will purchase Truth Social from Trump for all the monies and they will be the same platform, under one overlord.

I have hundreds of passwords, there’s no way I could manage that without a password manager.

1Password isn’t terrible, it’s pretty intuitive.

Bitwarden is another popular option.

Using the same (or similar) passwords for multiple things is a really bad idea.

Some people like it, some don’t. People think I’m weird that I text someone before calling, because I don’t want to call at a bad time.

Also, if you post to a community that is pretty quiet, once you do, it’s no longer quiet ;)

I would say you need a significant amount of them before you really need to worry about the side effects.

Any pizza is a personal pizza with enough determination

Maggot Brain by Funkadelic is life altering

Initially I read that as “you can go back in time for 24 hours” and thought why would 24 hours ago be that interesting? :)

So my initial answer is: Not eating the late night burger I had last night.

My final answer is: San Francisco in the 60s/70s to hang out with the Dead and all the other amazing artists of that time. Maybe see a show at the Fillmore.

Lady Grey

Earl Grey in a pinch

Not just the US, the entire planet.

For example: Ukraine Gaza Taiwan South Korea

Ugh, just thinking about the ripple effect that this is going to cause is makes me want to curl up in a corner.

A big hole was dug at the police station. They’re currently looking into it.

Why do firefighters wear red suspenders? Keeps their pants up.

Laws are only for people without money.

People seem to have forgotten this is not /c/nostupidquestions or a place to get always helpful advice and definitely is not where people should expect wisdom to be dispensed. In fact, it breaks the rules of this community (see rule #5).

I would say this is the best advice here. Upvote from me!

I can feel your pain. I have “poofy” hair and I’m trying to grow my hair longer. I switched to Uppercut Easy Hold and it’s helping me get through those awkward times.

10/10 would recommend.

HTH!

This is why we can’t have nice things

The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I’m scarred for life :/

The problem is, they are weirdos. You can’t make up stuff like the video of JD Vance in the donut shop. It’s hilarious.

And if you’re not careful you can fuck up your fingers in either case

You just missed HOPE :(