Detached pubic hair.

Chalupacabra.¡Weeeiiiiishhhhhhppooowww!

Smoking meth and imbibing.

Gerrymandering is an actual brilliant way to ensure victory.

Warnings, yes. Instructions, no. Though, people are often stupid for not reading the instructions.

Plenty of reasons. I’m not happy about it either.

Because forward lunges are the only type of lunge.

UH’s denial rate is ~7.5% according to a WSJ article published yesterday.

This isn’t accurate.

King’s Quest

You don’t understand Americans at all.

Google doesn’t have to do shit. Ffs

Which no one willingly uses

Homemade chilli is almost always better after the first day.

Are you rick-rolling yourself? Derp.

“Uggo” is a slang term that means “ugly”.

I really, really didn’t think I needed a sarcasm tag here.

So you don’t drive a car is what you’re saying.

As long as drywall anchors were used, it shouldn’t be an issue.

They ought to release a new phone every six months so morons keep buying them and my stocks continue to soar.