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Bro it literally took me 4 seconds to find out that you’re talking out of your ass

Been there! No sweat, was just checking open source documentation standards hadn’t gotten ridiculously high recently 🙃

I feel like their documentation is pretty solid…?

I was already convinced, you don’t have to keep selling me

I’m embarrassed to say it took me 3 panels to realize the problem wasn’t just my shit internet connection

boneappletea@lemmy.world

Edit: comment originally said “so much invocation” :)

I’m pressing X to doubt this

Dethreaderate

😆 this is legitimately a work of art

Woof bro, there’s still time to delete this cringey shit

😆

I think you’re spot on

Well I’ll be…learned something new today !

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The related Wikipedia page, in case anyone else was curious

Hates the right

Actively advocating for capital punishment

Yours being in the negative is the whole reason I responded to it, actually. I was hoping my context could make people see that yours was the appropriate stance for those who aren’t hopelessly naive. Sorry it didn’t work!

Honestly, this is a fair response to an outrageously sensationalist headline. There is promise in this particular style of vaccine, and it deserves further research, but to claim it’s going to cure all these disorders is something so far from the current truth that it really verges on an outright lie.