Words

None. Just submit to the machine.

Short answer: eSim users are fucked.

Paperhanded bitches

Nice. Office Space reference.

If I’m following correctly, 11:19AM seems like it’s a long ways off from 5PM when you haven’t even had your lunch break yet. But then 4:00PM rolls around and THE FINAL COUNTDOWN starts where you only have ONE HOUR left in your workday.

I dunno, that’s just my interpretation. Just riffing at this point.

Poop in the shallow end

/s

The sad part is that despite being a convicted felon he will most likely never see the inside of a jail cell.

You’d think…

…but what does the government have?

If a convicted felon loses their right to vote, they should not be allowed to run for president.

I don’t know if I’m allowed to ask here or not, but do you got any reqs for good torrent sites/trackers these days?

No

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Geez, that sucks man. Have you thought about maybe just watching less TV?

Here’s a crazy idea…how about just pay for it?

I don’t know about you, but I need all the fiber I can get to get my “downstairs flowing” in the mornings…

But that takes all the fun out of crop dusting my roommates and coworkers.

Testicles. That is all.

Haha not on your life!

This is so freakin’ stupid I love it.