I chew gum, too, I just do it in private where no one can see, like any other decent human being.

If anything, the universe seems to indicate that anything is possible in the multiverse, and that everything that is possible happens somewhere, mayhaps just in a locality we dont have access to. That being said, swapping an elementary particle like the electron for a proton made of quarks would involve corresponding changes to the way the forces worked, which might require a different spacetime geometry, or extra dimensions to make the math of the vibrational modes work. So, that’s the most complex way I could think of to say there is no way to prove a negative. And those are all the words I know.

You are a vampire. Invest in sunblock.

More people have been eating ultra-proccessed food low in nutrition and high in calories. They’ve gotten fat because nutritious food is expensive. But don’t worry, it’s not a plan by our Fat Cat overlords to extort is all for healthcare $$$, I’m sure we’re just headed for a Wall-E future for is all…(nervous laugh)…;(

It’s because the demons fly out of you when you sneeze, and you need to be blessed to prevent them from getting back in, or so they thought back in Black Plague days.

No, no. It’s not like he’d have access to launching the nukes or anything. Checks Notes Oh Shiiiiiit

This is The Way.