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Honestly the whole “if there’s no god then how do you know right from wrong” argument is astounding to me, I don’t know how someone can say that with a straight face.

What’s your mother’s maiden name and the make/model of your first car also?

The Rockefeller Street night core remix

Thanks for checking in, Mike

audience loses their shit at this comment- people are rolling on the floor, gasping for breath, beginning to choke their fellow humans out of sheer comedy.

Armed extremist groups are dumb

Good god

Yes: -coolsters -rad dudes -rockin chicks -chill peeps

No: -bilionaires -narcs -finks -Howard (yes you, Howard)