I bought my son a computer for Christmas and put an i9 in it. Not a great graphics card, but it gets the job done. Bought him some games on steam that play great. He was playing a first person shooter on chrome today.

Kept their traffic lights red? You best believe I’m running that light!

Corruption implies this isn’t exactly how it’s meant to work.

I’m no lawyer, but is that how these things work? The state is selling the company to pay a debt. The family owns the debt, not the company. They don’t get to decide how much value gets generated from the sale of the company. So it’s the states duty to maximize the proceeds.

Whatever gets the sandy hook families the money they deserve.

It definitely sucked this year. The stats were just boring and not as extensive. One thing I found weird was that after watching my wrapped, I got an alert to check out my stats. But the alert gave me a stat that was interesting, but it wasn’t included in my wrapped. It’s almost like Spotify forgot to include all the stats in the wrapped that it meant to.

Swapping Twitter for New Twitter.

This is probably the real reason corporate America had no interest in endorsing Harris.

What’s worse is when I need to upload the doc to a website the OneDrive folder is nowhere to be found.

Note to self….

Oooh, I hate it so bad…… I used to click “Save” and my word document would ask to save in the only folder I save ALL my documents in. Change the name, save, so easy!

Now it asks if I want to save to OneDrive… Fuck No Mr Paperclip! I want it in the folder I always use and don’t want to have to select “Other” then dig through screens to select the thing I use every time!

Seems like there should be. I bet people would donate to a marketing fund

Trump insisted he won the popular vote in 2016. That was him setting this whole thing up.

This is wildly interesting. I know I’m far from smart, but I would have thought I would have known this by now.

WALL-E was depressingly prescient.

Isn’t that the point? Allow anybody (including foreign crypto holders) to funnel money into the Trump family bank account with zero accountability?

The FAQ made me lol. Here’s my favorites.

How do you know who didn’t vote?

We formed a Super PAC and bought the personal voting records of every American citizen from a data broker we found on the internet. It’s pretty fucked up.

Is there some way I can force Elon Musk to pay $47 to Cards Against Humanity PAC?

Funny you should ask! If you’re a registered voter in PA, GA, NV, AZ, NC, WI, or MI, just type your name into this dumb website for his PAC, put “MuskIsDumb@cah.lol” as your referrer, and they’ll be legally obligated to pay us $47. The more people who do this, the more Musk money we’ll get to un-fuck America.

If he doesn’t pay up, we’ll sue him again.

Right. Just make great lemmy content and screenshot it. Then when people ask for the source you provide the lemmy link

Class action lawsuits are gonna be a mother fucker

So your telling me gets a chance?