Just a light drizzle of terror

Unironically I would not know whether to cheer or boo

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War is peace.

Read to the tune of Sk8er boi by Avril Lavigne

Their user name is making me wonder if they’re a very subtle and clever novelty account

Eat it and gain superpowers, but lose your ability to swim

Every time you’re unreasonably rude to someone, you feel a pinprick inside your nostril. If you’re a right jerk it’s more of a stab. When you assault someone the pin is a kitchen knife. Murder and rape make you feel a lance of fire in your sinuses. It could work, nothing else has

Like when Bowie and Frankie made Under Pressure?

Are you American? 100 degrees celsius is 212 degrees Fahrenheit

Discovered my wife is likely aphantasiac a few weeks ago. Real weird day.

Assuming that increasing your intelligence doesn’t give you dr. Manhattan superpowers being supremely intelligent but not all powerful or immortal seems a bit exhausting

What the actual fuck, and this was in 1990

Just don’t accidentally deck a dude when you try to mount your horse