Don Kiedyck

“We are all African.” — Richard Dawkins

I hate when autocorrect changes “limp dicks” to “lame ducks”.

Seriously? Just pee in the washing machines like the rest of us.

I’m not thoroughly convinced by your mere claim of not being an expert.

I’ve always found it fascinating that Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have the same middle name.

• Take care of your teeth.
• Wash your butthole every chance you get.

The other “noble ape” shit I’m not touching.

I agree. Let’s not go apeshit.