The tiny human is part of meal offer I think. I believe it’s a common offering, you’re usually invited to share wings, pizza, a tiny human and ice cream.

ETA: I’m reliably informed it’s usually Coca-Cola, not a tiny human. I stand corrected.

Astronauts now: we need ice cream, stat! These space travels are very uncomfortable.

Cosmonauts then: I will jump through the atmosphere with this glorified handkerchief to slow me down

(Me in my armchair, also now: all these guys are such losers. I could do all that any day. But not today, maybe later though)

You could even, oh my god, have a hug or touch her nose.

“C++, Python, Java” truly is the Lorem Ipsum of coding languages

In turbocapitalist circles, we prefer to describe this as a “strong economic incentive to become unshackled from your disabilities”, but I guess it’s a question of optimism

The planet:

The scientists: wow. Let’s live there.

Since horses disappeared from America 8000 BCE, I highly doubt that there would be any reminiscence of how to tame them. And I highly doubt that they were domesticated anyway when they disappeared (sheep and goats as were first domesticated around 9000 BCE)

Keep the ideas coming guys, this is a great brainstorming session. I think you have solved most of the practical issues. I’ll talk to the investors, but I think WE are almost there!

On a related note, everyone in the R&D department is being terminated.

On a good day: anon takes initiatives, we should promote him to senior wageslave (no salary raise tho, don’t be silly)

On a bad day: anon is unhinged and tries to derail the company, let’s demote him to junior wageslave with mandatory training (of course you understand you will have to accept this lower salary, it’s only logical)

Haha my distro is so obscure, you wouldn’t have heard of it! It wasn’t even on the dark web! I had to compile the server OS that hosts its .iso files. I had to modify its crontab with vim commands so bizarre, they are banned in 17 countries. You think your distro is good? Mine took 83 days to compile in code-golfing languages and had so many kernel dependencies, it is literally an unusable pile of shite. Trying to make it work, I have reached levels of rage most Linux aficionados could only dream of!

Isn’t this the principle of happy hours? I guess “algorithm-enforced beverage price dissymmetry” is a bit more ominous than “happy hour”

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*speaker dies of suffocation

Well they did let him do his thing (unknowingly). They even trained him… But after that, I think they shouldn’t have invaded a country for him. Otherwise where do you stop? Do the US bomb Texas every time there is a Christian bomber?

That’s the neat part: nobody is a civilian when you define everyone as an unlawful combatant.

But otherwise, every war ever fought has killed civilians; so starting a war is automatically about killing civilians at some point. Stating that it’s not the main goal is hypocritical

“Afghanistan was a just action”. Was it really? Is it justice to invade a country and kill civilians for an act of terrorism, even a massive one? Should the Latin american countries where the CIA operated, installed dictatorships and helped to kill thousands, bomb the USA? Wasn’t it foreign terrorism? Should Vietnam invade the USA for its use of Agent orange and napalm? Would it be just?

There is something called Japan Meadow (depending on your country it may have a different name: Prato Giapponese in Italian, Gazon japonais in French…) which is a mix of small flowers and grass to replace a classic lawn. It’s readily available as seeds here in France, maybe you can find something similar?

"Yes your Honour, I knew it was a pyramid scheme. But I never thought I would be the last buyer. I always thought there would be another dumbass to buy it from me at a higher price, otherwise I wouldn’t have bought it in the first place. I’m not stupid, unlike those last buyers!

Moreover, your Honour, on a technical note, this is not a monkey. You see, a monkey is different from a monke, and both…"

On the other hand, most flags designs are culturally inherited from European and Asian medieval traditions. If some other people elsewhere don’t give a shit about these (see also the Nunavut flag), good for them.

The guys from Sinoe county are cowards. Why didn’t they draw on their flag?

I love all the other ones