Where do I sign up?

What does it do with Linux?

Wait, I thought “doom scrolling” meant scrolling endlessly until your demise. Not that you actually scroll on content about doom and gloom.

Are you talking about the signal from five years ago or something?

FUCK it let’s do it!!

Unless…?

DDG uses bing and yandex under the hood, no?

Maybe I should let it go, it’s been years.

How about that the CEO has shitty views and got ousted for it from Moz? Is that forgivable?

Or that it’s yet another Chromium based browser?

“Nem csináltam semmit!”

Damn, it works in Hungarian too.

Maybe it’s just English that’s stupid, and not every other language.

iPhone XR already did this. Looking at the history, the feature may have been present as early as iPhone 6. Although that may have come with a retroactive IOS update.

We were on a Zoo trip during summer camp, me and my brother and a bunch of other kids from our judo class. Mostly early teens.

Certain areas in the Zoo had free roaming animals, mostly kangaroos, emu, peacocks, some ponies, goats and sheep. A couple kids had the great idea to pester the pelicans. Pelican are a funny bunch that keep begging for treats with their giant beaks open and waddling around. They look less than threatening, although they have that frowny looking eye.

Anyway the kids decided it’d be fun to take turns spitting into the beaks of one particular giant pelican instead of giving it treats. It didn’t really like it but the kids kept persisting, daring to lean in closer and closer into the pelican’s wide open beak. Finally my stupid little brother in the spur of the moment thought he’d show the other kids how it’s done. He ran up to the pelican, leaned in really close and spit the most nasty wad into its beak. At that moment the pelican turned its head sideways and

*** CLAP ***

I’ll never forget the sight of my brothers head being completely engulfed by a giant beak.

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The grab only lasted for a blink of an eye. My brother didn’t even have time to realize what happened and struggle against it. He came out with a surprised and slightly scratched face. The surprise turned into a grin and then laughter within seconds.

Nevertheless, the pelican gained the respect from the kids and they’ve stopped pestering it. But somehow I imagine that this is basically the worst they can do. Give you a stereo-slap on your ears with their beak. You are safe against that brown pelican.

Be glad it’s not a cobra chicken.

Sounds like I’m already in the right country then.

I have a small front loader, F12B8NDA

I leave the door on it open between washing cycles.

It’s a non-iot device that I can program to start the wash cycle at specific times, E.g. Load it in the evening but start at 4am so it’s ready by 7am. Yes, cycles are long but it’s super efficient with both electricity and water use. It’s also very quiet even during spin.

It plays a cute chime when finished.

maintain self-preservation

The simulator running us clearly did not define this restriction.

I have the opposite experience. Hallucinations out the wazoo.

I usually end up using Llama through duck.ai

Have one of their smaller model washers for the past ten years. Zero complaints.

If the BNPL offer comes with 0% interest and you pay with debit, or a credit card that you always pay off timely, I don’t see how it can be such a bad thing. Spending your money immediately, especially with the inflation accounted for, a fix $50 over twelve or twenty-four months means you actually came out ahead theoretically, since your money went further.

The only catch here is of course that vendors will price their goods accordingly, where BNPL or loans will be the only way to afford their goods.

Look at this fella, drinking tea on their weekend vacation. 🙄

The problem is countries like Hungary, where 70% of the population is rural, don’t speak a word of English and all they consume is state controlled terrestrial media

Toaster.

Anecdotal, I have Russian friends (a couple and their kids).

The dad is really apologetic for his country. He also laments not being able to go back to visit his parents, because his profession would likely be in very high demand by the military so he doesn’t want to risk getting pulled in for service (even though he’s in his 40s).

The mom already went back once, with kids. She says that the population in general, in both Moscow and the countryside, seem really oblivious to what’s going on. There’s a huge disconnect and often even disbelief about what’s going on further west. Likely due to govt media propaganda only running special operations victory headlines. Also those that are able, but down on their luck and fortune, are happy to sign up with the military for (relatively) good pay, especially if their role is not something that makes them fight at the front line directly.