I wanted to give you some shade for not posting any links to back up your claims.

There was a rumor going around that EULAs can be easily attacked, but when I did a very unthorough search of it, I found the end of this wikipedia article states otherwise.

I based mine off a hazy recollection of what I heard of Germany.

At least 1 month off for both parents immediately after (maybe some weeks before?) birth. Then 1-1 year for each parent.