Subaru forester and I’m not a lesbian. It’s just a solid if boring car.

I’ve asked my wife for a closed coffin just because I think the open ones are weird as f-. Other then that I’m going to be dead so it won’t matter.

I worked for a company we had 300 websites, the boss wanted to buy certs. I told him about Lets Encrypt. He loved the idea it saved us a bunch of money. I suggest we donate $100 to them. Hes says “NO F-ing way!”.

Snowcrash

All my machines are named on some variation of David Bowie albums. Outside - my laptop, Blackstar - server 1, Stardust - server 2, etc.

Fedora