If you say the word “imagine” into a microphone then you’re allowed to beat your kids.

Man saw his ego and named it God.

This was known.

Pretty much all candy was designed to shut kids up.

You can’t really talk and chew caramel.

In my thesis, I will…

King crab is technically imitation crab meat.

Pretty sure I have actual trauma from that game because I tried to play the bunker and had to quit 5 minutes in.

Never even saw the monster.

You absolutely do.

The “I like this” and the “I’m a dipshit” buttons.

Even if I’d technically agree with the downvote, if you do it I lose respect for you. No one deserves that instant fast food validation that they’re better than someone. You’re not.

Edit: this is an interesting post to downvote. You’re just agreeing with me.

They had a choice: stop being stupid, or keep being stupid, but also be an insecure bitch about it.

The second one is easier.

Yeah but Facebook was invented when I was a teen and I knew pretty quickly that shit was evil.

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Because they tell teenagers that you might accidentally kiss a man and let hormones and immaturity handle the rest.

Vampire The Masquerade.

Hands down best depiction of vampires, and what unlife is like for a vampire.

Neuralink.

Either that’s true, and I can’t read your comment anyways, or it’s not and you’re a dipshit.

Oh no, you’re not better than anyone! Tragic.

Assholes like wiping shit off. Which is what the block button does to you.

Lol your reading comprehension.

Vegans: we’ll have only a little vegetable cruelty, as a treat.

Whatever keeps the high horse fed.

If you’re not paying attention, you hear the “I’m watching you” part, which is creepy as fuck.