Drink even less alcohol than last year (and I cut way back last year, too)

One of my uncles met his wife because he stopped to help her when her car blew a tire and she was at the side of the road trying to change it. It’s like something out of a Hallmark movie.

For me it’s seams in my socks, like right across the toe, and then that shit bunches up inside my shoe if I don’t put it n right and it makes me nuts

2/3 cereal, 1/3 milk

I use it to gather recipes, workout routines, pictures of cats, and cool artwork. I also have a “board” full of pictures of stuff from my childhood that I look at if I’m wanting some nostalgia.

I was 18, my over-21 friend bought me an another friend some Bailey’s Irish cream. We snuck it into a movie theater and drank it while watching the movie (I don’t remember what it was). Good times!

Hah, I suck at math so I use it all the time

Sometimes I can’t believe I survived driving in NJ for a year

Omg, I had an ex that did this too and it gave me a heart attack every time. I totally did the same ghost brake thing too, I couldn’t help it.

My math teacher: “You can’t walk around with a calculator in your pocket!”

Well well well, look at me NOW, Mr. York!

I use a PS4 controller and I have my index fingers on L1/R1 bumpers and my middle fingers on L2/R2 triggers.

I think there wasn’t enough Nazi killing in Inglorious Basterds. Would have been better if there were more scenes of the group just really mowing those fuckers down, like a Nazi killing montage or something, but multiple times. I wanna see Nazi killing on a brutality level that’s equal to scenes of carnage from The Boys.

My father and his wife still do this. I enjoy letting them bicker about dumb shit for five minutes before pulling out my phone and saying “OK, Google…” so they can hear the results and then get mad at each other and the internet for the answer.

5 or 6. I don’t remember if I figured it out myself or if someone just told me the truth, but I do remember that I quickly started asking my parents if all the other magical beings were real too (Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, etc).

2 Garmin GPS, one handheld and one for the car. I’ve been using my phone for directions now for years, but I suppose I’ll hang on to both units for a bit longer.

I’m sorry to share this with you knowing that it will likely never exist again https://www.candycritic.org/reesebananacream.htm

Reese’s banana cream peanut butter cups

I’d go back to February of 2016, to a town in California, at the banks of the river that my friend decided he wanted to “take a swim” in, and try to stop him. I’d bring with me copies of all the news articles reporting about how he drowned in that river and that someone found his body and called the authorities. I’d show him a copy of my text messages back and forth with his sister when she told me what happened to him. She claimed that he went swimming in the river often and that he was unaware that the current that day was really strong. I wanted to believe her, but I knew he was troubled, that he ad psychosis and PTSD, and that he didn’t want to live past 40. And who the fuck swims in a river in February!? I would do my best to try and save his life.

Not gonna say because I don’t want to jinx it

If you were thinking about upgrading anyway, I say do it right now. I personally just bought a new PC and projector/home theater because the ones I had were already old and on the way out. I also plan on buying a new washer/dryer set and brakes for my car, all before 1/20/25, but again, all those things needed replacing anyway.