I left after the API price hike.

Huh. Is that good or bad?

I don’t pay attention to TikTok. I’m not on there.

Why the fuck does this dude care so much about one social media platform being available here? Is he perving on dancing teenagers?

Are all eggplants?

Are we just gonna forget about avocado too?

If you are still on Reddit, that is pathetic. The API pricing was the reason to leave.

If I remember correctly, Cloudflare openly defended hosting a well known Neo-Nazi forum.

I just want to stop seeing a storm of them when I am on a road. I can’t seem to drive anywhere without seeing approximately 10 within a single hour.

At this point, looking at this vehicle with your naked eyes is bound to cause damage.

He discovered hair dye and had it replicated.

I thought we were comparing the quality for a moment. Cause Brooklyn Nine-Nine season 8 is good.

Then there are Ezri and Nog who suspiciously look out of place.

Is this ad real? I know the game is real.

Unrelated but that movie was disappointing. But I’m also someone who didn’t like Army of Darkness.

Is this some long-winded headcanon for why he has to interact with Picard in “Emissary”? I didn’t feel like they had any relationship to warrant that.

I’m imagining a kid B’Elanna.

Littlefoot is played by a Gorn child.

I unironically also pick the one with sex too because I associate Trek heavily with sex. It’s always been horny.

I’m the Enterprise crowd. I was 10 years old.

EDIT: I grew up on TNG. Saw First Contact in theaters at age of five.