The best time to burn down a poisonous tree was 20 years ago etc etc

Genuine question, does anyone know how much of the electricity is used for training the model vs using it to generate responses?

I was worried that I had forgotten the art of dating

Peepee go in vajayjay. You’ve got this.

How did it go?

If [the government] don’t get you, [the corporations] will

They’re the same picture.

Why would they mind the deaths of Creeper Entity Objects?

You think they’re bad, wait until you experience {myCity} drivers!

Only if you bang on the pot to make the water in the soup remember the human essence so eating it gives me invincibility against anything vaguely resembling being man-made.

Walgreens could make bank selling that.

GM’s Super Cruise is absolutely great. It only works on highways though. I recently drove for 5 hours through three states without touching the gas, brake, or steering wheel once. Except the little nub on the steering wheel to adjust the set speed.

Of our sample size, 100% of “smart” (capable of symbolic language) monkey species have already written Hamlet.

Very similar, but in my opinion slightly more fun, is Mini Motorways

It’s been a while. Have you thrown your phone yet?

That’s not a third option in the same list (things they are going to do), it’s an item in an entirely different list (foss responses to their actions).

Jesus fucking christ this is like listening to Jason from The Good Place try to argue a point about encryption.

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I may be missing the point. How do the external venetian blinds clash with insect screens?

I’ve never had external blinds, but I’d assume the issue is being able to access them to open or close them. I suppose for a single-story house you could go outside every time?

These fucking 304s walking around with their exposed ankles will never find a husband. How will they live without a husband to get a bank account for them? They’ll die miserable and destitute, and they’ll deserve it.

And I’m not an incel for saying so, because I have a kid! Checkmate, cucks!

It’s still easy to disconnect the cellular antenna if you’re fine with losing features like self driving and map updates.

What he really means is the rich can prevent uprisings against them before they have a chance to start.

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