unalivejoy

Step 1. Boil water

What am I, a chemist?

Are you referring to some kind of “opportunity economy”?

I bet you aren’t picky. Just the next flight out of the state is fine.

Buy a plane ticket (but buying a ticket offline the day of is suspicious)

Reading online fanfiction is free. Sure, the quality varies, but I can quit any time I want. I just don’t want to.

Searching the filesystem. There’s no reason Windows Search needs to access the internet. Fucking Bing.

Android’s biggest mistake was not enforcing vendors to port newer releases for older phones.

Android’s second biggest mistake was splitting and closed-sourcing the Play Services to fix their biggest mistake.

Hecking heck

While neat, it isn’t very useful without automatic redirects and opengraph support. Both are not optimal to do as a vue app. Doable if nuxt and the nuxt-og-image module is used.

Or you can host your own instance and let the servers send you all their data (instances can still defederate)

That’s covered by my phone.

I have a Google home. The only reason I have it is because Spotify gave them away for free back in 2019. It sits unplugged somewhere.

Having the time of my life

Its the anniversary of deciding the Internet was not an unwanted child.

Technically it’s the Internet’s conception date, not its birthday.

I am a 30 year old socialist furry Linux user on the fedi. But that’s just the exception that proves the rule.

Also since 2015, Google has made it VERY hard to install extensions without the web store. This extends to most chrome derivatives as well.

There are workarounds if you use ungoogled-chromium (Method 2 should work with normal chrome as well).

I’m calling the police.

Elon must be experiencing withdrawal symptoms right about now.