

What board/connector is affected? At worst, a replacement connector and a soldering iron should be able to replace the damaged connector and get your printer in a functional state.
UPDATE: if you are referring to certain mainboard connectors, it may be best to replace the mainboard if you don’t have the tools for replacement. I see surface-mount connectors for some things on the mainboard that can be difficult to replace correctly without more unique tools.
You’re not referring to this satire article by chance?