Squigglez

Game Gumps has been my background noise/sleep noise for a decade now. I started watching them right before Jon left and after rediscovering them a year later and loving Danny, I just started falling asleep with them on.

And now 10 years later they are almost always on my TV if I’m not actively watching something. I’ve just been watching them for so long that their voices are very comfortable and soothing (even when they’re both screaming their asses off lol)

Ankle-cut socks that go all the way up to the gooch.

I still to this day think about the opening quote to this Watsky song , "Nothing matters, so it doesn’t matter if nothing matters. And while you be, be true. And if you won’t, fuck you. "

Just thinking about that quote during times of stress eases my mind a little bit. Basically just a little more fancy version of “Why so serious? It ain’t that deep.” Lol

You had a catastrophic accident that lowered your mental facilities enough to allow you to drive trucks?

This is the hard truth. It’s fun to think of ways to try and “get back at them” or try to make them understand how stupid they are, but they truly are that fucking ignorant. They will always find or create a way to make you be the one in the wrong in their eyes, so ultimately anything you try on them has a greater chance at backfiring and harming you in the long run.

The babe with the power

So my memory is WORSE than a goldfish’s. Cool cool

Get yourself taxidermied by the one and only Chuck Testa, and have your body posted up by a Walmart to scare the local community.