It’s your house’s shrine to Anoia. Rattle it every once in a while.

So you’re saying that D-Link’s reputation will increase as a result?

Ayden, Brayden, Kayden, Bobayden… Can probably generalize this to “unique” spellings like Kayleygh, Kyrsrtyn, etc.

Waiting for Ruth to be popular again. No one makes pies like Ruth.

Go the Warhammer 40K emperor route: set up nukes worldwide, triggered by a pacemaker on me. I die, the world dies.

Some films have slow pacing, and I struggle to pay attention. Most of the time I watch at 1.25x speed.

One word: Encarta.

Next day: Fuck, car’s still at work!

Gruyere. Just the right amount of sharpness and hardness. Goes well with crackers, grilled, or with salami.

The results are always cinna-nomnomnom.

Do I have to use it on myself, or even a living being? Any constraints on size, weight, accessories?

• Endorsing overtly wrong claims by influencers, such as rent to own, no commitment, latest hardware, etc.

Or you might get accused of being a witch.

No, that’s the [other place] mentality. Upvote if you want to increase visibility to the post. For example, there may be a post with a link to an article about some politician doing something I disagree with. I would still upvote it if the post allows me to discuss why I disagree with said action.

Downvote if the content is harmful to the community (for example spam, overt racism, etc).

A used corporate surplus laptop would be far better.

This is a good opportunity to shamelessly plug refurb.io - I’ve bought machines for my family there. If you can stand the occasional appearance blemish it’s a very reliable site.

It’s essentially a practical application of the paradox of tolerance. And like with that one, the paradox goes away when the offending party breaks the social contract.

The world would be better off if certain people ate a bullet. But those people usually are not in the vending machine target demographic.

The other responses have so far talked about hardware setup, so I’m not going to do that. Instead I’m looking at your software setup: VMs can be comparatively power inefficient compared to containers, specially for always-on services that idle often.

The change of pace between death and doom metal may be a bit jarring for OP, but do love me some Avatarium.

Given OP’s question I would suggest Worship Music as a starting Anthrax album.