Wow, what a day! Did you get married in the delivery room?

Should I take your word for it?

Nor does it say “Do not steep and savour for the rest of your life”

“It’s a Krustybuuuuuuuurger!!!”

Same. First distro that was actually painless 10 years ago, and I haven’t looked back.

Hell, I could go for that. Sitting on the tailgate, eating my can of pasta, watching the water flow by, no reports to finish, no quotas I need to meet.

Anub

I’d pick Anubis if I was a furry.

So…Anubis.

Right?! The perfect con for people who’ve been living under a rock for the last 3 years!

It’s a different type of flying

And, every Boeing ever has landed. Some in suboptimal approaches.

Vegas now have triple 0 roulette tables

Stupid inflation!

Hopefully. I fear the day I plug in a new monitor and the damn thing pops up a “Please enter your wifi username and password to use this monitor”

It was busy uploading a sock.

Just like how 100% of people that conflate correlation & causation die.

“Roight, blokes. Doff your rubbish in the skip, else me bobbies will haul you roight to the Tower o’ London!”

Wouldn’t be surprised if it struck London.

20231984

Considering I have a decent chance of getting a “Please wait – updating” message when trying to play a damn videogame nowadays, that’s not out of the realm of possibility.