LITERALLY God’s designated representative

Actually, per Catholic dogma, Hell is full of people like me

Any system built on anonymous accounts is going to have the exact same problems. Lemmy is not “less bad” than Reddit because it’s decentralized. Blue checks isn’t the problem with twitter, and neither is Elong

Great questions, but Lemmy is the exact same problem: anonymous accounts

Well, Reddit was a bunch of Democrats circlejerking each other for Internet points to benefit a massive corporation, whereas Lemmy is a bunch of Democrats circlejerking each other for internet points.

So… I guess I like both because it helps reinforce that all social media is a waste of time and a blight on society and culture as a whole

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Sure, you can be whatever kind of man you want. You probably won’t find a lot of … “conventionally attractive” women who are into that though

A) No executives anywhere are taking personal accountability for anything

B) I upgraded from the 12 to the 16 for Apple Intelligence and I have yet to see it offer value. A substantial portion of hey Siri voice requests return with “I’m sorry I didn’t get that” even when using the voice transcription feature gets the words right

I’ve added limes to the grocery list

Quality content? You mean the exact same stuff that’s on Reddit, often copied directly from Reddit?

800,000 “Trump bad! Look at this latest bad thing Elong did!” posts a day is not quality content

Seems like just yesterday Metallica was suing people for enjoying copyrighted materials

Most hiring managers are looking for unicorns

Yes, it’s a strategy to make low frequency events seem like major problems

Have you tried calling them all fascists? Maybe that’ll help

I think they mean: how is you looking at my naked body and face MY problem?

Me, thinking about the days of dial up: 😭

I suggest getting a dog and giving up on dating

PROBLEM SOLVED. I’m so aware right now

Disagree. Calling leftists Nazis for not voting for Harris is basically the same thing as Stalingrad

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