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This kind of self-critical comment no longer exists on Reddit, lol. Appreciate it.

The United States is a flawed democracy, so we have good schools for few and great schools for fewer.

Pro tip: don’t say “getting laid”, ever, unless you want to sound misogynistic.

While we’re making shit up, did you know the sky is purple? 1 + 1 = 3. Since we don’t need sources, up is down, and you are correct. You are also not an incel, and it’s 25 o clock.

I feel validated.

You see that single upvote? That’s me. But only because of your brutal honesty.

I did not brush my teeth today. I threw batteries in the trash. I’m proud of you, man.

She’s lying to your friends just like she lied to you. I know this from experience. Sucks and it’s not your fault man. Sorry to hear.

The hash:

liamg@9696yddadgib

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Glad I asked. Sounds like you wouldn’t have needed good health care there anyway, that dude shoots to kill.

If you know the town then in the old days you could go there and get a yellow pages. But your point is valid, because there’s so many other privacy concerns this one is a drop in the bucket. I’m much more scared of the government watching me through my neighbor’s ring cameras just because I said Luigi Mangione is innocent on Lemmy (which he totally is). Or that Elon Musk told us he’s a Nazi sympathizer and I’m repeating what he said, neutrally.

It’s like having 100,000 yellow pages books. In the days of old you might be able to switch cities if you were trying to evade a stalker. Now you’ll have to change your name, face, and accent.

Sure, reach out to every website and human on the planet, read through each terms and conditions, and hire fewer than 8 billion lawyers to litigate if they don’t. Easy peasy.

Alright you hooked me, I want to hear about the gun slinging interviewer.

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They will fire the editor and writer (who are probably overworked and forced to use AI slop to meet deadlines), and the cycle begins anew.

One time a vegan saw me accidentally swallow a bug. They got super violent and tried killing me with their birkenstocks. Luckily they cried so hard they had an aneurysm right then and there. Everyone, cows chickens and humans, clapped at my bravery. The CEO of Tyson saw this and made me his protege and sole heir. Eat meat and avoid fruit juice guys, it worked for me.

I was gonna make the sportsball comment and you crushed my spirit.