By OP in this very post he made here on Lemmy

DJ’s really will find any excuse to tell you they’re a DJ

Edit: you wrote and deleted a super unhappy message so just wanted to say sorry, I was just being goofy not trying to rag on you

They call it “public indecency”

HOW IS THIS A SHOWER THOUGHT?

Honestly, does this community have active moderation? Feels like the majority of content posted here is almost never consistent with the spirit of a legitimate shower thought.

I always remember because Jonathan has an American accent and Christopher has a British one which I always found super interesting for some reason, due to where they were each primarily raised/attended school

Jonathan is actually Christopher Nolan’s brother

+5 clones of the rapper Ma$e

Still a solid answer, though, even not understanding the assignment.

Dude just wants to see his parents smash

What if you went back and the dinosaurs all just spoke perfectly understandable English but with a British accent? Nobody would ever believe you when you came back since “all of the science” suggests that dinosaurs didn’t speak modern English with British accents.

Imagine if instead of a podcast or audiobook or symphonic power metal you had to listen to the screams of your lawn as you mowed its life short

Searing does not seal in moisture in meat; it causes it to lose some moisture. Meat is seared to brown it and to affect its color, flavor, and texture

This one fucked me up.

I live in rural America and kids around here play fortnight all the time

I have literally never heard someone refer to usb-c as an android charger

Not approved

And soon, I shall be President of the World

lmfao what a weird reaction

Buddy said “No! This is like, PRESS CONFERENCE level stuff!” and hit Post

They can crash at my place

Saw that this wasn’t wholesomegreentext and was so nervous that the dad’s friends were going to be weirdos or something awful. What a pleasant surprise.