It’s a well oiled machine that turns the greed of some people into the misery for other people

On the subject of potential weapons : what happens when a patient has a prosthetic limb?

That’s because he wants to climb to Mars on his pile of money, and right now it’s not quite high enough

At this point in my life it mostly resembles the 10 hour cinematic masterpiece Paint Drying

No he isn’t. I’ve checked.

Look up agar agar : it’s a gelatin substitute made from algae

It’s all a misunderstanding : as they are French, they’re talking about cats!

They’re just going to throw a few more projects on the Google graveyard then

That half of a lemon that I put in the fridge a month ago? It’s now half of a lime!

Und I did.

And in the same way you can freeze water with steam.

Wish granted : he doesn’t have to go to prison, gets a billion dollars and becomes an influential politician. At least that’s how this usually plays out.