Cons: *Added stress of fighting traffic for no reason *Added expense of gasoline for no reason *More burning of fossil fuels for no reason *Worse bathrooms that you have to share *Worse kitchen that you have to share *Worse dress code *Less ergonomic office chair *Worse monitors *Slower Internet (in my case, at least) *More annoying disruptions from coworkers *Less peace and quiet needed for concentration *Have to sit in traffic yet again after you get off work

Pros: *Managers get to feel more important when seeing all their little worker bees’ butts in their chairs. *Promotes shitty “office culture” *Corporate real estate owners get to keep collecting rent

False.

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I have their 1gbps plan, but I don’t see how I could utilize anything faster.

There have been plenty of silent (or mostly silent) cartoon characters, even if they weren’t actual mines.

Steve Jobs killed Flash. It was premeditated.

You’re probably right. In this age of impressive AI, Alexa is still dumb as a polished rock.

I also cannot play 1st person games for this same reason. But oddly enough, VR games actually make me feel less motion sick than flat 1st person games do.

Gotta justify all those facilities expenses!

They definitely nerfed it. We will probably end up in a situation where corporations and the rich have access to god-tier AI, and everyone else has access to mediocre, ad-supported AI.

I need to get into the business of being paid to not mine crypto. Sounds lucrative, and I have the skillset already.

Google cancelled a project?!?

/Shocked Pikachu face

I avoid Google products as much as possible these days, especially anything launched within the last 2-3 years, because it will soon be abandoned and unsupported. Their search results are worse than they have ever been. The only Google app I actually like is Google Maps.

My main requests on the new model are more RAM and storage space.

I would actually be kind of proud of my kids if they threw a successful party with their friends when I was out of town. It seems like kids barely party anymore. As long as they clean up afterwards and don’t break a bunch of stuff, I’d pretend not to notice.

Really?!? That’s surprising.

He has so thoroughly ruined Twitter that you can’t help but wonder if that was his goal from the outset.

No. It’s a fact. You also don’t need to know any other specific language in order to know that the Holocaust was bad.

It’s a good thing it’s impossible to goof off at the office!