microslop: speedrunning their demise.

my thing is that while a lot of people are struggling to even eat or house themselves, cunts like taylor are sitting pretty on their fucking billions.

BLACK ovaries. Eww, can you imagine if there was a black ovary in charge?? /s

i think they’re just reminding the conmander in chief that they in fact do NOT need murica to do well.

there’s only one way to get better at it. by doing it.

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It’s Google. So…… yes.

no, because if they did, they wouldn’t be on their deathbed https://itsfoss.com/news/session-call-for-donations/

nah, I’m pretty sure gremlins are taking all my socks and undies.

Session is good, and could definitely use some funding if you’re able. it’s a fork of Signal, but decentralised (I think?)

they had other songs??

Exactly. It’s google. They’re scanning EVERYTHING. Even if you don’t use google, they probably know about you from OTHERS’ devices who are using google.

“Lots of tards living kick ass lives!”

- I can say tard, because i am a tard.

As a vegan who mostly eats fruit and raw veg, I am EXTREMELY gassy. Holy shit, I fart all day.

congrats! That’s awesome. I hope you have decades of happy love together :)

wait, you guys don’t lose your socks pretty much every time you take them off?? I’m down to 2 socks. I had a 10 pack at one point. Same as undies. I’m down to like 3 undies again :/

Not in the slightest bit anticompetitive. Nope. Not at all. whistles

Lmao. I have 25 Mbps. Let alone 25 Gbps. Thanks Malcolm turnballs

Fun fact: carrots used to be purple!

go away, baitin.