They all move to a utopian farm and live happily and safely for the rest of their lives

A few years after high school I joined the stage crew for a musical theatre group some friends started. At a performance after party, I was looking after some of the younger cast who had a few too many: one of them decided I was like Bosley to their Charlie’s angels; the other felt I was looking after them in a fatherly way - so they combined it, and that became their nickname for me. Also, the nickname my siblings had given me, NoPatchGlandBoySleepyTheIronDeficientBrother was just too long.

I have considered this possibility, I think that would be the point I explore fdroid or similar

Are they promising to put all their AI shit behind a pay wall? Fantastic, means i won’t have to deal with it on my phone