For future reference I recommend the brand “athom” for smart light bulbs, they come flashed with tasmota, wled or esphome and you can also flash whatever you want on them

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You can disable the facial recognition, so that shouldn’t be an issue

https://github.com/xvzc/SpoofDPI

So instead of giving them little money, you want to give them absolutely nothing

All you’d need to program that ESP32 is an USB to UART adapter, you can get those for pennies on the dollar. I’ve never used Ethernet on the ESP32 so I can’t attest to how easy it would be, however I do know that doing it over WiFi is super simple.

Probably cheaper to just use an ESP8266 or the like

I was gonna print one of these chains, what would be a good design?

Honestly what worries me the most are the fumes

JLCPCB has a 3d printing service

Yeah it’s way less powerful, it’s kind of halfway between an Arduino/ESP32 and a Raspberry Pi

The Ox64 is very neat, however it’s kind of a pain to get running

Would appreciate it

Here’s some official info on this: https://github.com/raspberrypi/hats/blob/master/designguide.md#back-powering-the-pi-via-the-gpio-header

Sadge

You can

Oh I see, still not too bad

Does it just stick to the metal bed? That’s pretty cool, I didn’t know it was that easy.