As someone who has pop culture osmosis knowledge of 40k, the death corps of krieg seem pretty relatable, I too just want to die

If you’re looking for a good online place in the US, peepshowtoys.com has been the best place for conventional toys for me. They only carry actually body safe stuff

Ok, I’m going to step up to the plate here. I’m an experienced butt stuffer. There are two main safety concerns – having your body move things further in than you can retrieve, and unsafe materials giving you ass cancer.

You’ve probably heard the adage, without a base, without a trace. In essence, your pelvic floor muscles will move objects around without you being aware or being able to stop it, and it can make things very difficult to retrieve. Your rectum is actually split into two by a muscle known as the inner band, which technically isn’t a sphincter but is in practicality. When we squeeze stuff out, we’re compressing the bottom half, squeezing the band and loosening the anus to push stuff out. If something untethered or without a base makes it’s way into the upper half, you’re not just going to be able to squeeze it out like when you shit, it’s in the wrong place for that. You’re in for an anxious fishing trip or wait, or a very embarrassing er trip. And this movement isn’t something that happens by accident, your rectum actively moves stuff back up if it’s not expelled.

Second, material safety. In the US, it’s perfectly legal to sell toys that aren’t body safe. I don’t recommend plastic for anal use at all. Silicone is safe, but it has to be platinum cure or medical grade. These use platinum as part of the silicone curing process and is incredibly resistant to breaking down, which tin cure silicone will do. So, even a silicone egg with a tether might not be safe for butt use.

Ultimately, I honestly don’t think vibrating butt toys are all that great. I highly recommend getting a “big” (large as you can fit) squishy plug like a square peg egg plug or a topped toys gape keeper and doing kegel exercises with it in. That’s been far better for prostate stimulation in my experience.

Ok? Not even close. Safe? Probably. I’m good at choosing not to kill myself, it’s a decision I make a lot

It’s also accurate in that I’m about to drop it off an 8 story building cause it won’t fucking work right

Something similar happens all the time to me. My mood drops first and my brain looks for a shitty thing to focus on as a reason for the drop

Make someone kill me tbh

I hope friends will occasionally remember having fun with me and smile.

Depending on how I’m feeling that day, jump in front of a bus as a child or tell my parents about adhd

It’s shades of gray. A company that rents out millions of houses is millions times worse than your aunt. Your aunt is still contributing to unaffordable housing and keeping 2-3 families from permanent housing. How bad she is is up for debate and I for one don’t care to debate that. Being upset about people like your aunt is pointless when we should be insanely angry about corporate mass homeownership.

Random person who took a material science course in college here, polymers like polyethylene are constructed from their component monomers in chemical reactions. Not all monomers end up in a polymer chain, and some remain trapped in the material. These are what leeches out of the plastic over time. Better manufacturing processes have cut down a lot on this over time but it’s not something that can be eliminated entirely. These are also referred to as micro plastics sometimes, and sometimes not–it depends on the knowledge of the person speaking and whether or not it suits their point. Anyways, there’s your not so fun fact for the day.

Nah, too hard to run with a plug in without it chafing you terribly

Only in that they happened before life got really terrible

Not really, I’d started running like 2 years before starting toying and running with stuff it would end up chafing you terribly. Life kind of came to a crashing halt and I haven’t run since March and still can’t really fit half the things I used to

Hell, euthanize me right now please

Hahaha definitely by choice, you’re not fitting something that size in someone unless they’ve worked up to it

Only in that they happened before my life fell apart several months ago and they’re about the only interesting things about me I could come up with

I ran over 1000 miles in 2023! I’ve taken an 8.5" circumference toy anally!

Lmao I had apparently counted 11 rows instead of 10. Whoops

If you want to do that in OpenSCAD, I’d look into how a pineapple gets cut, and then try to emulate that. I’ve dabbled with openscad but never got super far in it, so not sure what’s possible with revolves and splines and the like