A high school education ought to explain why this isn’t possible.

My Corsair keyboards do not require an app to be installed forever.

If I want to customize colors and whatnot I need the app, otherwise there are some presets on the keyboard itself.

If I customize the colors, I use the app and do it and then uninstall the app and move on. This is presumably MUCH easier than trying to do this without an interface directly on the keyboard which I suppose would be the alternative.

It WOULD be nice to just be able to edit a text file and copy it over.

I dont have this set up so idk, but I do know automations are able to be coordinated based on location and who is present and when.

These constraints aren’t anything major is all that I’m saying

Sounds like a fairly simple automation tbh.

Notifications tend to come through HomeKit itself rather than as a text message.

So they’re native push alerts to phones / people / devices enrolled in the home.

My HomeKit automation makes my friends who spend a ton of time researching and setting shit up look silly.

I hate saying it but my automation just works, and they’re still in the perpetual tinker stage.

The Maccabeam

The scenario you’ve put folks in here is one where you had your eyes closed while we all watched.

Now you’re saying you didn’t see what we all saw while you had your eyes closed.

You willfully had your eyes closed and refused to see and now you’re being contrarian and difficult based on that.

You prove it didn’t happen.

tech tribalism at its best

The app for MacOS? On apple silicon doesn’t use Rosetta any longer I believe

My M1 and M3 beg differ.

Threats understood are more easily mitigated.

Also sometimes things like fax are used because of the laws protecting those wires

old doesn’t mean bad.

Plus honestly I miss the certainty of screwing my cable in.

They’re offended by their existence as an abomination on the natural order of things, pelicans are extremely strict in their interpretation of scientific ethics and their adherence to it.

Pelicans are naturally offended by bananas, a printout might work but a pocket banana is a solid distraction technique so you can get it pinned.

Do you have ready access to a banana?

Bears will run from dogs knowing that the fight could leave them horribly maimed.

I’d run from the goose knowing that the fight would leave me horribly ashamed and embarrassed, and possibly maimed.

Gentle reminder Apple does actually take steps to protect you from tracking, the premium you pay comes with some protection from their need to sell you out.

It’s not perfect, but it’s better than the alternates by far.

1/1 mobile / OS security experts agree

I’ve had someone say “I took real good care of my animals, why wouldn’t I have taken care of them?” In a 100% unironic way.

I just left it alone there.

We also would have accepted:

Rigby tax:

I was charged with resisting/hindering arrest with the justification the officer had to direct his attention at me.

It was enough to justify, or rather the words of the officer claiming that provided sufficient justification …

They body camera footage “couldn’t be found” and the charges were dropped.

I opted for an apology and a go fuck yourself, I also wave at the officer after concerts when I see him and give him the finger. Idk if he remembers me but I remember him. Lmao.

So lose, win.