There are hundreds of Walmarts in China alone.

I’ve done lines in Latin America, and Monsters were way more fucked than anything i snorted there.

Biff Tannen, because we should have seen the signs.

People can drown in a sink.

In Brazil, the 24hr clock is standard for most people.

Just like the COVID vaccines a lot of us were forced to take to keep our jobs.

This is what i came to see. Judge Doom was damn near impossible to beat!

I’ve had plenty. Always made me sleepy.

Well, go to South America then, because the shit Americans are doing is basically baby laxative.

Well, as someone who also had adhd (and has snarfed my fair share of rails), coke has the same effect. I could do a fat line and then go straight to sleep.

Dude…have you had a Monster? Those things are basically liquid cocaine.

Because laws are only for the poor.

I’m disappointed the electric F150 had such a short shelf life. That vehicle could have been a gamechanger.

Are you kidding? For a lot of alcoholics, their only redeeming quality (to their friends) is the fact that they’re an alcoholic. It’s an identity for a lot of people without one.

Either Mr. Bungle on the Disco Volante tour, or Jamiroquai on the Travelling Without Moving tour. Both bands were at their absolute peaks and they were both insane shows.

Chemical Brothers on the Surrender tour and NIN on the Downward Spiral tour get honourable mentions…and i saw the Bob Marley Babylon By Bus tour when i was 5…but i don’t really count that, because i was more interested in the beach balls floating around the crowd than the music.

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Probably just a Gen Xr. They’re the only ones out there actually working these days.