rockerface 🇺🇦

They need to expand into other countries so that they can rename to Greater International Wayne Nitrogen Organics

I used to hate this joke, but now I’m kind of meloned out

Cantaloupe (can’t elope)

They need to release Apple Strength and Apple Dexterity to make the experience more complete

I’ve gone full remote during pandemic and never came back to office. Luckily, my manager doesn’t care as long as I turn in the results

My 1.5 liter water bottle is one of the most useful items I’ve ever bought in my life

Disabled the Shorts section on YouTube with an extension. Drastically reduced spaced out doomscrolling.

WFH gang rise up

They’re not attacking you. They’re offering to clean your skeleton from all the inconvenient things like the meat and innards. Liberate your skeleton

I mean, complex numbers are important for quantum mechanics. In that sense, they are closer to reality as they are used to describe the underlying blocks of reality to our current best understanding

I prefer first lady

you motherfu-

And the phone call icon being a landline

Now this is the enshittification I can support!

I mean, big magnets work because they are made of electrons that have their magnetic fields aligned so they don’t cancel each other out. Now, as for why electrons have magnetic fields in the first place, that we don’t know

Magnets, how do they work?

I used to think Ukrainian politicians were fucking clowns. I guess we got outclowned.

Being different is scary enough for those that lack education (either willingly or due to circumstances out of their control)

Double blind democracy!

When the game dev team goes on vacation