Only difference in how i sit, my left leg is crossed under my right leg. Don’t have the cartilage left to put my leg straight back like that.

A reason not to do it

Agreed.

The soft silicon eggs just aren’t meant to do what needs to be done to the prostate, in order for you to get where you’re going, as it were…

I used to do this, until i puked on one of my elementary school teachers.

News From Lake Wobegon

Love me a good radio play, so I’ll listen to a little of the main show, but NFLW helped my insomnia.

Accidentally replied to main thread:

During Obama, i was making $97.5K per year in web development. Bought a house, car, solar panels, (my) American dream.

Three months into the first trump fuckup, 10% of the staff was laid off, myself included.

Spent about 6 months burning through savings, before landing $7.stupid per hour job at Michael’s. Still burning through savings to pay the mortgage, mental health declining because fucking retail.

Pandemic happened, lost job, another 5 ish months doing low paid contract work, savings are gone and I have to go to my parents for help. My parents raised me that asking for help meant you’ve failed. You’re a failure.

Spent a year and three days unemployed. Now working at Target picking online orders. Nothing i do has a purpose, and it’s especially heartbreaking when you see items that you’ve picked getting cancelled and returned to the shelf.

My parents pay my full mortgage and car insurance. I work 40 hours a week, and target is strict on overtime, and i can still only afford to eat 2 out of every 3 days.

There’s more, but it’s a trauma dump with no solutions, unless i can get about $1500 more a month for the next 5 years to get my year long unemployment debt taken care of…

That’s just financial problems. My upbringing turned me into a shy anxiety ridden recluse, i can’t look a cute dude in the eyes, let alone ask anyone out. Last “date” (Grindr hookup) i had, there was a black guy in the white house …

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Ah! No no no! See that’s what makes the Office Max Difference!©®™

It’s three years instead of one! /s

When i worked for office Max, back when they still existed, they told us to always always always push the “extended warranty”…

$4.00 on a $15.00 calculator… Even if you’re making minimum wage, the time spent dicking around with the warranty crap, you could have bought a better calculator when the first broke.

Born to narcissistic parents, full blown clinical depression, anxiety, gay, running out of reasons to live.

Food not from a food bank…

“I am announcing (on Twitter) that I’m leaving Twitter!?¡ Don’t anyone try and stop me! I mean it! I’m done with this stupid site, barf, ugh, gag, snugh!”

Literally everyone: …

Bartender hands him a water

That’s good to hear about local books. The official app can stream fine, but books tend to freeze and skip when playing an mp3…

Suicide rate about to chime in.

Yeah, I’d just drill a hole and turn them into planters. #plantdad

AI Models Falter Answering Election Questions in Spanish.

I took care of one of my mother’s dogs, an overeater bordering on obese (the dog, my mother weighs 120 freedom units).

I went through about four different dog food brands before settling on RRs, apparently it’s good enough to eat when hungry, but not good enough to gorge.

So in short, I like her dog food because it’s adequate.

Short answer: I bite back now.

Long answer: My parents are hard-R Republicans. Every time they start getting all “demoncrats r bad” i just ask them, “Why do you want me dead so fucking bad? I know from being raised by you that you fucking hated me growing up, but to vote for “gays should be executed”? This is exactly why you didn’t have grandkids, the thought of putting more of your hate in the world is abhorrent to me…”

I’ve only had to pull that one out twice, so far, but it hits them hard when they still (I’m a few months away from 40) insist I “give them grandkids”.

And they still don’t know why I won’t “give them grandchildren”. I’m like “bitch, I’ve been there, now I get to have fun”.